Elrei

From Almeopedia

Elrei is a Verdurian band, of the “rock” and “of thieves” types. Their music is straight-ahead no-holds-barred aces-wild rock ’n fuckin’ roll, with really wicked ax work and bitchen progressive chord stylings. Their žuyora, as the police reports would say, is to combine a performance with some sort of magical disorientation; amid the confusion, associates are free to rob the audience. Their base of operations is said to be in Čironáš Caverns.

The leading members:

• John of Elsewhere (Ihano Telcëi) on lead vocals and petty larceny
• Esto Frondo on rhythm guitar and daggers
• His girlfriend Loncai Macrey on harpsichord and sudden death in the dark of night
• Fatandor on burglary and bass

Among their greatest hits:

• Am soî besî (“We are the heroes”)
• Kadulášî (“Large-ass women”)
• Cevai Biškei (“Biško chant”)
• Otre tombe polán (“Another falls on the ground”)