Vimínia
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| Vimínia | |
| Native: | Vimínia |
| Verdurian: | Vimínia |
| Characteristics | |
| Capital: | Maranhë |
| Government: | Kingdom |
| Language: | Verdurian (Viminë dialect) |
| Relative prosperity: | 39 |
| Population: | 950,000 |
| % Pagan: | 72 |
| % Eleďe: | 28 |
| % None: | 0 |
| Currency | |
| Gold | daluy 12 |
| ořula 4 | |
| Silver | fale .5 |
| aržentei 1/3 | |
| Emur | alati 1/12 |
| < VIMÍNIA |
Vimínia is a kingdom in Eretald, which found itself independent from Caďinas around 2792, when Žésifo was conquered by the Curiyans. It was briefly ruled by Verduria during the time of the Prežeons.
A highly rural and isolated people, the Viminians have the reputation elsewhere in the plain of being both stupid and stubborn, and their distinctive dialect (including the substitution of w for l) is a source of endless comedy.
Neighbors: Verduria (to N), Solhai (to W), Svetla (to SW), Lapiri (to SE), Lebcaizura (to NE)
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Some Viminian jokes
Ďunî viminî voyakî siča ronnu, er tróunu bem detranul.
“Ho e Zowbes?” cuesne so pere, še curec so bem.
So ftore surošne soem yem. ”Ho, Zowbes fue bowëce muze haute.”
- Two Viminian soldiers on patrol encounter a severed head.
- "Isn't that Zowbes?" asks one of them, holding up the head.
- The other shakes his head. "No, Zowbes was much taller."
Uestu prinince šadan im pavonan viminei. Ac im elán scurë, so osol vežane is pavona, er fäsre so ďuni uestom.
“Řo ilet suvmei?” cuesne so uestu.
“Dobre žou, prosiom! Proše vewmei pabona esë.”
“Ča, se ilet suvmai.”
“Ho iler aširei! Proše vewmei osow esë.”
So uestu hüyne. Permizao dy soî ďunî taë ilet suvmam.”
”Ho permizeo! Ce-osol ya vižine cairam sen vewen pabona!”
- A man accepted a ride in a Viminian’s farm cart. But in the middle of nowhere, the donkey broke away, leaving the two in the cart.
- “Aren’t you going to go after him?” asked the man.
- “Nice try, ya city swicker! Then you’d steaw my cart.”
- “Well, then, I’ll go get him.”
- “Don't you think of it, then you’d steaw my donkey.”
- The man sighed. “I suppose we both go after him then.”
- “Suppose again. That donkey is just waiting for the opportunity to make off with my cart!”
